you know the whole thing about "hate is such a strong word...don't ever hate anything..blah blah blah" i've decided that the word hate is PERFECT for (everyone leans a bit closer to hear some goss about who hates who)

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go figure. HA! u nosey people.

anyway i think that there are three types of hate that someone can feel. don't agree with me? too bad i'm talking don't interrupt.

k sorry that was gay but i couldn't resist.

hate no. 1a) the I WANNA BE YOU hate

some smartasses out there think that you can only hate people who you secretly want to be. As in you're envious of them, therefore you hate them. this usually results in you badmouthing them all over town while subtly trying to morph into them yourself. another symptom is that you can't stop thinking about how horrible they are, when u've never even MET them. if you find yourself in this situation, get a life. this hate isn't worth harbouring. it's just plain gay.

1b) the YOU REMIND ME OF MYSELF hate

usually held for parents, children, pets etc. you hate someone because they remind you too much of how petty/ weird/unfunny/selfish/horrible/fat/if ure REALLY unlucky all of the above, you are. if you meet someone who was EXACTLY like yourself, you'd either hate them or love them. depending on how egotistical you are. symptoms of such hate are: when endlessly picking out faults with their personality,you find yourself describing yourself/although you hate them, you can't help but laugh at their jokes/you bitch about how she bitches so much. if you find yourself harbouring this kind of hate for anyone or anything, change yourself or just avoid them. or just stop being so weird and become their best friend. you should always love yourself after all =P

hate no. 2) the THEY'RE GENUINELY HORRIBLE PEOPLE hate

commonly held for people who are just rotten through and through, serial rapists and killers, and that annoying fart in class who has this HIAOGE (for all those uncool people there, this means huge. and is pronounced hee-ow-ge) boil and picks it constantly and smears their boil juice on the table. unless u're chitaquita and then refer to hate no. 1b) (private joke). this is the healthiest form of hate, and feel free to slag them off, join a mutual hate group, donate to a we hate ----- society, or pull out their hearts through their nostrils using a rusty pair of pliers. but the latter is frowned upon in most societies. can't seem to think why. if you find yourself feeling this hot spurt of hatred for that bastard who left his pregnant, blind, handicapped wife for a hot blonde millionaire heiress, GO YOU. the next step of course, is to forgive and forget, but indulge yourself a bit and go crush a can or run a marathon to relase this hatred.

hate no. 3) the most lethal hate of them all

uh-oh. if you find yourself in this pile of shit, uh-oh. this is the hate you can only feel for someone you've loved. and trusted in. this is the bitter, cruel hatred that doesn't come in spurts, it starts to grow. and is capable of turning your standard happy-clappy do-gooder into a house-egging, face slashing monster. picture this: your best friend sleeps with your husband. you love your best friend, she's been your best friend ever since you were in school. her betrayal doesn't just break your heart, it kills your soul. you can't cry, because the tears can't come. your husband, the man whom you love with all your being, has discarded you like last season's louis vuitton bag. his betrayal doesn't just break your spirit, it tears your heart to shreds. there's noone to cry to. after the stunned silence lifts, the invisible dam breaks and hatred starts to trickle through you. it's slow at first, as you're still recovering from the shock, but soon it's coursing through your veins, and this hatred has led to many people comitting "crimes of passion". i don't think you can truly hate a person until you've loved them. because pure, undiluted hatred really isn't that lethal. it's hate, combined with disappointment, broken trust, the desire for revenge, and hurt pride that can really short-circuit a brain. if you find yourself in this situation, cut yourself off from whoever inflicted this hate upon you. don't take the chance that "they'll change", "they're not that bad, after all, they're sorry" or "im' sure it didn't really happen. it's just a joke". first, establish that what you've heard is correct, rumours have a way of distorting the truth after all =P and then cut them out of ure lives. maybe not forever, but until you're over it. really over it. because letting hatred like that blossom wont hurt the person you're hating, it'll destroy you.

i can't believe you'd do this. i don't think you can ever be trusted again, and what you've done is disgusting. absolutely disgusting. don't make betraying people's trust a habit, because that might outshine your compulsive lying skills and your talent for being an all round penis. can't have that can we now. i don't hate you, because you're really not worth hating. pity, perhaps. but then you're not really worth pitying either.

decisions..decisions.

on a happier note: i love you very very much, and i'm so grateful that you're in my life =) awwwww..i know. now don't YOU dare betray me or anything k? cuz i might just have to kill you, and you KNOW how blood stains are so last spring.

no song lyrics, because maths coursework's being shit on legs. scary image huh.

er bye?
MWAHAHAHHAAHA RIK. in your round fishball face. kidding kidding..i meant your lovely carved face. which is unbelievably sexy.